07-Nov-2011 14:29
By Marcus Lush
A fishing boat from Dunedin has caught a bomb off the ocean floor. The boat is offshore while they await bomb disposal experts to arrive. I would have dropped it back in.
100 workers have left Christchurch every month since the quake. This rebuild cannot come quick enough.
The statue of Happy Feet has been unveiled at the Coastlands mall. It cost $10,000 and actually looks pretty good.
Experts have said that the drug P has had its day and its use is dropping. Kiwis apparently are turning to other forms of drugs to get their kicks. No real word what those are, although some amphetamine charged ecstacy pills seem to be gaining in popularity.
The Wellywood alternatives have been whittled down to two: Wellington Blown Away and Eye Of The Taniwha. Both now go head to head against Wellywood.
Retailers have revealed the most stolen items from grocery stores: Shaving items, cheese and meat.
It appears that this Aussie boy that went to Bali and had a massage and bought marijuana has signed a six figure deal to tell his story when he returns to Australia.
And a British couple found a 1.2m python in the roof of their house – apparently it had been there for months.