10-Mar-2010 08:30
Major trouble with the Girl Guide biscuits. They are dry and like eating cardboard. Griffins are investigating. I think this is a disaster! Someone hasn’t done their good turn – probably Griffins!
Sony is to start selling 3D TVs by June. Don’t tell Bernard! There goes the balance of payments.
Lady Gaga is going to be first in 3D – she will put out a DVD of a concert in 3D.
The gold rush is off for cheap petrol in Riverton – Caltex corrected their automatic pump yesterday which sent the price up 23 cents a litre.
More medals are missing from Waiouru. Don’t get me started on museums and people pinching stuff!
Peter Jackson is right behind the 'Wellywood' sign. So that will be a done deal – he walks on water in Wellington.
Michael Clark, according to Aussie papers, needs to choose between cricket or Bingle – she appears to be hard work.
Last week's earthquake moved the city of Conception three metres.
An American three year old has shot herself after mistaking a hand gun for a Wii game console.