30-Jul-2010 10:42
By Marcus Lush
Rich list is out – Serepisos is off the list and so is Allan Hubbard.
A third of drivers killed in car crashes have cannabis or other illegal drugs in there system.
Another longboarding video has been released – this time in Wellington.
The worst bar in the country has been named in terms of people getting in trouble once they leave – it is the Frumpy Mole in Tauranga.
A central otago school is fighting to stay open. It is in paerau – it only has two puplils – both children of the principal.
It looks like there is speculation that the plane that crashed in Pakistan might have been hijacked to become a live bomb.
Sarkozy is in trouble for trying to expel gypsies – shades of Adolf there. He is a little angry guy.
A Kenyan man has been sentenced to fourteen years jail for having sex with a donkey – don’t laugh, it is probably happening here.
A science professor has returned to his college to find absolutely everything wrapped in tin foil – looks great.
Latest replacement touted for Simon Cowell on American Idol is Courtney love.
Barack is not going to Chelsea's wedding
Leo DiCaprio has pulled out of co-starring in a film with Mel Gibson, because Mel Gibson is a nut job.