27-Jul-2010 11:46
By Marcus Lush
Queenstown police are concerned about pre-loading. This is people getting drunk before they go out. In Queenstown they are doing this by taking Jaegermeister shots. Hence when they arrive at the pricey bars they are almost comatose.
Some, but not all Gore residents are concerned by the smell of cannabis coming from the police stations burning off confiscated weed.
Dunedin airport is looking at putting a bounty on the heads of local birds to encourage civilians to come and shoot them to make the airport safer.
Rumours continue about Brad Pitt's time in Wellington. It is hard to tell from the article in the Dominion if he was at an Indian restaurant in Miramar or not.
The time is right to buy a flat screen TV as a price war is in full effect.
The investigation into Scott Guy's murder continues with police checking security footage to see if his wife was being followed before the murder – no idea what this would mean.
Australia’s love affair with Masterchef has not waned, with ratings for the final through the roof.
Watch out for mobile phones. It appears this Jon Venables child killer in Britain had taken 1200 shots up woman’s dresses with his mobile phone!