09-Mar-2010 08:55
No jandals at Gallipoli – that is the word. Too dangerous for the 8km trek and now the chiropractors are saying that jandals are as dangerous as high heels! It's been a long time since I have worn high heels.
A woman has been sent to jail for squirting breast milk at a cop – as you do.
Brooke Shields will write a tell-all book to refute some allegations made about her. To be fair, she did come across badly. I have to admit I read it and went "tsk tsk - actors – typical huh?"
This is a movie waiting to happen: A Christchurch woman was stalked, along with her ex-boyfriend by a mysterious stalker – only to discover it was her ex! He was trying to paint himself as the hero and bring them back together. That is a change from the usual I have only got two weeks to live!
A self-service gas station in Riverton has the cheapest gas prices in New Zealand.
More evidence from Richard Dawkins debunking the whole 'Noah's Ark' concept. Hello! Surely no one still believes in the ark: "Animals two by two..." - what about the termites?
Major faux pas at the Oscars was that they missed out Farrah Fawcett. A major in those that have died category!